12 hours ago
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I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…


She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

14 hours ago
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sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.

14 hours ago
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it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam

14 hours ago
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Dang, another one of these things?

I recently passed 7,000 followers and I’ve got some extra cash, so I wanted to spread the love!


  • One person gets $75 worth of official Homestuck merchandise. This means anything found on whatpumpkin, welovefine, or topatoco!


  • This is for followers only
  • Like it, reblog it, I don’t care! Everything counts.
  • I will ship anywhere
  • However, if you live outside of the United States I’m going to have to ask you to choose everything from a single website

That’s it! This ends on October 25th at 9:00 PDT. Good luck to all of you.

15 hours ago
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Kazuichi “No Homo” Souda

15 hours ago
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This is a kids show.


Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

15 hours ago
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you’re trapped in a room and the only escape is through a door that leads to the dangan ronpa fandom and the other leads to the snk fandom which do u choose

stay in that trapped room forever

so i guess you’d be stuck, then. perhaps in some kind of home.

15 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.



I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal